Oh, good God, I only do a major houseclean every couple of weeks or so. Cleaning twice a week is silly.

Chicago did a downtown disaster-preparedness drill today. They closed down major streets, rerouted the buses, confused the whole city, for a drill that was supposed to start at 9 a.m. and continue till 7 p.m. It actually started at 3 p.m. I think the geniuses who designed the roads where you live designed the drills where I live.