Bwahaha, well, if I could figure out how to write either fanfiction or smut, it probably would. Just for fun, of course. ;)

Ooookay. My puppy just dragged a towel from his crate to his lair and started humping it. I think Alex might be sneaking looks at the Elf pr0n on my computer.

Oh dear... I hesitate to ask what pairing he likes. (But couldn't stop myself from wondering what slash written by a dog would be like before my mind dashed off to be mean to me... *shakes head to get images of Elves sniffing each others' butts and peeing on trees while standing on one hind leg out of mind* O_o)

*will behave now* See how evolly you make me behave? >;^D

Yessssss.... *whistles innocently and pokes you while you're not looking* >:D

(Oh, and you have the most entertaining dreams! I rarely even remember mine, though lately I've been waking up and seeing things again, probably a result of writing so much effed up stuff lately! Including this comment.)

Haha, I think dreams in general are entertaining (I like giggling at what I see in elf_dreams... something about the Feanoreans in a grocery store or Maedhros playing basketball in other peoples' dreams just cracked me up)... I usually get the most vivid and screwy dreams when my migraines are acting up, unfortunately (yay neurological diseases :P), but writing and thinking about a lot of effed up stuff definitely makes 'em more fun :D