If you heard some Buffett songs, you'd probably recognize them. He's been around for thirty-some years, so you've probably been hearing him on restaurant and department store Muzak for your whole life and never knowing it! ;)

But he plays music known for idealizing the island lifestyle. (Though I think the truth about living on a Caribbean island is probably conveyed in one of his songs, "Jamaica Mistaka": "It's just another shitty day in paradise"!

Traffic lights are evol. Especially senseless traffic lights like the one in Jessup on the way to work that allows a full minute for left-turning vehicles ... only no one ever turns left there! It goes into the Howard County Detention Center, and who the hell goes there? There's not even any crime in Howard County. But I digress ... traffic lights have ruined many a concert, I'm sure ... and many a-more hot meals!