True. :^P In honor of Meatloaf--the musical artistic, not the food--here is a mini-filk to the tune of "I Would Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)":

I would do anything for Elves,
I'd run down to Angband and back.
I would do anything for Elves,
I'd never slay their kin and that's a fact.
But I'll never forget the way they looked as they swore the Oath
so hott
Oh, yeah.
And I would do anything for Elves,
But I won't do that.
No, I won't do that.

Wow. I am supremely dorky! My word for myself: dorky! :^D