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dawn_felagund) wrote2005-11-09 10:33 pm
dawn_felagund) wrote2005-11-09 10:33 pm
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Jury Duty, NaNoWriMo, and a Wee Rant
I had jury duty today. (For those of you who don't live in the good ol' USA and therefore have no need to have knowledge of our judicial process--if anything that slow can be called a "process"--jury duty involves random selection from a list of registered voters and drivers. It is basically considered to be one of the banes of life: a pleasing combination of boring and inconvenient. Oh! But they pay you $10 a day, which makes it very worthwhile to miss a day of work, especially if you don't get paid time off.
(Which, believe me, if I didn't get paid for the day I took for jury duty, I would have been out of the state this week.)
But, I do, so alas, I did my civic duty and went.
It was...interesting.
They kicked things off by showing us a video about jury duty. It was all grand-sounding and called "Your Turn to Serve" and included personal testimonials from jurors, beginning with how inconvenienced they felt and ending with--literally--testaments along the lines of, "This was such a wonderful experience! I can't wait to do it again!" (Seriously, one woman said that.)
I laughed through the whole thing.
I felt really bad about that. Well, not really bad; I felt a miniscule amount of badness because some underpaid bureaucrat (like myself) is probably so freakin' proud of that thing. I was thinking, "Do people actually buy this?" Yes, well, I suppose they do. They've bought worse.
After that, we sat. I finished a Joyce Carol Oates collection of horror stories called The Collector of Hearts (highly recommended to those of you out there who like darkfic), started the Chronicles of Narnia (which I want finished before the movie comes out), and wrote my brainstorm list for Nelyo's first official staff meeting (which means Bobby and me sitting on the couch in our PJs and probably eating some evol snack with a hockey game in the background, chatting about the imminent candy biz.) After two hours went by, the head guy (don't know what his position is actually called) came in and told us that no jury trials were going to be held today, and so we would be excused.
(Likely, I would have been excused anyway. The one trial that might have been a jury trial was a criminal case. I work for a law enforcement agency devoted to locking up parole violators. Really, I don't have much of a "cop mentality"--I'm just a statistician after all--but they don't need to know that this is one matter on which I am fairly unbiased. They see "Warrant Unit" and goodbye....)
So for two-and-a-half hours of work, I made ten dollars (four dollars an hour, yay! less than the legal minimum!) and got to go home early and work on my NaNo story.
Which because I know everyone is waiting with bated breath, is up to *exactly* 34,500 words. You don't need to tell me that I'm a sick person. I know I am.
So, all high on life because I got out of jury duty and had a whole afternoon to write (at home for once), I heated up some Pizza Hut pizza left over from our evol Monday night dinner, settled at the comp with Nelyo the Unicorn at my side, and set out reading what I'd done last night, to fix my typos and get back in the mood.
Right as I was about to start writing, I heard a scratching at the door like Bobby was home. (I won't give him a key and he's a big guy--a hockey player--and it's hard for him to squeeze through the doggie door I built him when he has his briefcase, necessitating that he scratch to be let in like any good hound. Okay, I'm wholly kidding about that. <--this is what 34,500 words in nine days does to you) But it was far too early for that, and so I sat like any suitably scared female (*scoff*) wondering if someone was breaking into our apartment in the middle of the day, but the sound went away, so I thought nothing more of it.
Well, actually, I got up and peeped into the hallway but saw nothing because something was blocking the peephole. Like the aforementioned suitably scared female, I did the smart thing and opened the door to check things out. A large, armed man wearing a ski mask jumped out at me...just kidding. There was a paper stuck in our door knocker, blocking the peephole, which was why I couldn't see out. So I removed the paper, thinking, "Huh," and unfolded it and read it and discovered that we were being threatened with legal action because our rent was nine days late.
Which sent me into a paranoid flutter because Bobby and I do not pay things late. Least of all our rather pricey rent. But Bobby wrote the check for last month's rent, and I kept wondering, maybe he forgot to drop it off? For a good hour, I could do no writing because of--pardon the language--the fucking bastards and their threatening letter. I tried to lay down for a nap--no dice. Just kept thinking about the threatening letter.
(And my State-issued cellphone is busted, so I couldn't even call him to settle things. Gah!)
Poor Bobby, when he came home after four hours of sleep last night ('twas pickup hockey night), was pounced on by a 130ish-pound woman (half of that weight is hair), with evol!long natural claws and a panicked gleam in her eye--and, no, not "pounced on" in a good way. I think I said, "Hi, did you pay the rent on time?" Nice greeting.
Wide-eyed, he insisted, "Of course!" and verified it in his checkbook and reminded me that we were on our way to pasta night when we dropped it off, and we were running late because a certain pervy Elf-fancying wife *ahem* was finishing the newsletter for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
silwritersguild, and then I remembered, "Of course!"
So we marched our cute selves to the leasing office and explained our predicament. We were told that we had a $50 late fee, but one look at the manic gleam in Bobby's eye, and that was quickly resolved.
But really.
Whatever happened to the decent assumption by businesses that the customer might actually be right? (Or at least shouldn't be outrightly threatened before a situation is fully understood.)
What would possess a leasing manager to send a threatening letter to the home of two people who have never paid their rent a day late in all the time they've been there? Not to even call to see what was wrong, to think maybe, just maybe, the mistake was theirs?
I work in an office with a lot of paperwork, and our community has literally thousands of units; I know how things get lost or put in the wrong piles, and I deal with at most 150 warrants a month. Yet, just the other day, I lost a stack of originals and found that they'd gotten mixed in with some stuff doomed for the shredder--luckily, I caught them in time.
Could that have been our rent check?
But no, their staff is impeccable and beyond reproach. No one loses checks here! They only have a couple thousand renters turning in checks each month! Where would one get a funny idea like that?
It was obviously our fault.
But I don't appreciate being spoken to like a delinquent or threatened for an error that is not mine, especially considering that they haven't had even a tiny quibble with us in all the time we've been here, when a thirty-second phone call or email or inquiring letter left in the doorknocker could have accomplished the same purpose...and made us feel like we're valued here beyond the check we write every month.
If we had been traveling--considering that we had until Friday, less than two days, to make our amends--we would have come home to an eviction notice, through no fault of our own.
Customer service dismays me. It is nonexistent in all but a few places. The conundrum is that the most egregious customer service belongs to the large chains--but it is nearly impossible to avoid them. Americans, raise your hand if you shop at WalMart or Target or Best Buy or Home Depot or any of the number of ginormous cheap chains popping up across the country?
*raises hand*
(Well, not WalMart, but that is an entirely different rant!)
And our apartment community is owned by one of them, more or less. The company even has a skyscraper in downtown Baltimore. Bobby and I laugh at this and say, "Well, I guess that's where our rent goes!" (When the eejits don't lose it, anyway.)
So why should they care if they piss us off? As soon as we leave here, there will be five other young couples standing in line to pay too much for a one-bedroom with new appliances and a washer and dryer, overlooking the woods. A drop leaks from the bucket--ten more plunk in.
Please, I beseech of you, my online and real life friends (who I trust enough to know my LJ name), please do not let me become that way.
Let me always value my customers and my employees. No matter how big my company gets, don't let me forget that I started in a one-bedroom apartment with a double boiler and a couple of candy molds, that I relied on loyal customers to make me successful.
(Hopefully, I will have this problem one day!)
I could write hours of highbrow rants about Big Corporate America and how it is destroying parts of American life, but for now, I am going to be totally frivolous and recall how not fun--often completely unpleasant--most shopping is these days. Or dealing with customer service at all. (We've yet to have a pleasant experience having things resolved with Comcast, our Internet and cable provider. They are slow giving us credits--and usually require several reminders to even do so--and when their stuff breaks, they never want to fix it.) If you are actually fortunate enough to find an employee to help you, most of the time, that person won't know how to answer your questions. And should you have a problem that requires the company to exert a teeny bit of effort on your behalf, watch how quickly they volunteer to do it. My husband and I have become proud of our ability to display a suitably threatening manner to strong-arm places into giving us proper service. This is sad, when you have to take boxing lessons to get a fucking refund at Best Buy.
I am not blaming the employees, by the way. I was one of them--for many years. I was considered "overpaid" at The Piece for my $10.50 an hour to manage the kitchen. I started there making minimum wage, $5.15 an hour. Kids think they have it good if they can make $7. For seven dollars, why should they care? For $10.50, as a manager and trainer, I shouldn't have cared. Lucky for The Piece, they hired an idealist and a pushover. Besides, most of the time, the companies don't train their staff properly anyway; they leave them open for failure. And they wonder why employee turnover is so high.
(My mom--who was in charge of the service side of training at The Piece while I handled production--and I once figured our turnover to be 4 out of 5 during training. Which meant that one person hired out of five would complete training. Beyond that--beyond those first super-stressful weeks--turnover was too staggering to even consider.)
Another interesting stat: Every person who has a bad experience at a place of business tells an average of nine people about it. Those who have good experiences rarely tell anyone.
Most complaints go unspoken to management. So take the number of complaints you have, multiply it by ten, and now you have a more realistic number. (And I think I'm being generous; the real stat, iirc, is something like two or three out of one hundred will tell management about a bad experience.)
But leak one droplet...gain ten more. And most people have no choice but to go back. So the cashier at Home Depot gave them the stink eye. Where else are they supposed to go? Family-owned hardware stores and nurseries are hard to find. Bad experience or not, they'll be back. In some communities, it's shop at WalMart or drive a half-hour (or more!) to another town...and with gas prices the way they are, who can afford that? Who wants to afford that? (Especially when the other town probably offers, at best, a Target or a K-Mart, slightly less evol but still far from perfect.)
Sometimes, I think, "What if Nelyo's becomes big? What if I have chains across the country? What if I become a household name?"
Part of me wonders: Do I want that? I look at the sacrifices; I look at the idea of millions of dollars in my hand. I'm not sure that I do.
(Which, believe me, if I didn't get paid for the day I took for jury duty, I would have been out of the state this week.)
But, I do, so alas, I did my civic duty and went.
It was...interesting.
They kicked things off by showing us a video about jury duty. It was all grand-sounding and called "Your Turn to Serve" and included personal testimonials from jurors, beginning with how inconvenienced they felt and ending with--literally--testaments along the lines of, "This was such a wonderful experience! I can't wait to do it again!" (Seriously, one woman said that.)
I laughed through the whole thing.
I felt really bad about that. Well, not really bad; I felt a miniscule amount of badness because some underpaid bureaucrat (like myself) is probably so freakin' proud of that thing. I was thinking, "Do people actually buy this?" Yes, well, I suppose they do. They've bought worse.
After that, we sat. I finished a Joyce Carol Oates collection of horror stories called The Collector of Hearts (highly recommended to those of you out there who like darkfic), started the Chronicles of Narnia (which I want finished before the movie comes out), and wrote my brainstorm list for Nelyo's first official staff meeting (which means Bobby and me sitting on the couch in our PJs and probably eating some evol snack with a hockey game in the background, chatting about the imminent candy biz.) After two hours went by, the head guy (don't know what his position is actually called) came in and told us that no jury trials were going to be held today, and so we would be excused.
(Likely, I would have been excused anyway. The one trial that might have been a jury trial was a criminal case. I work for a law enforcement agency devoted to locking up parole violators. Really, I don't have much of a "cop mentality"--I'm just a statistician after all--but they don't need to know that this is one matter on which I am fairly unbiased. They see "Warrant Unit" and goodbye....)
So for two-and-a-half hours of work, I made ten dollars (four dollars an hour, yay! less than the legal minimum!) and got to go home early and work on my NaNo story.
Which because I know everyone is waiting with bated breath, is up to *exactly* 34,500 words. You don't need to tell me that I'm a sick person. I know I am.
So, all high on life because I got out of jury duty and had a whole afternoon to write (at home for once), I heated up some Pizza Hut pizza left over from our evol Monday night dinner, settled at the comp with Nelyo the Unicorn at my side, and set out reading what I'd done last night, to fix my typos and get back in the mood.
Right as I was about to start writing, I heard a scratching at the door like Bobby was home. (I won't give him a key and he's a big guy--a hockey player--and it's hard for him to squeeze through the doggie door I built him when he has his briefcase, necessitating that he scratch to be let in like any good hound. Okay, I'm wholly kidding about that. <--this is what 34,500 words in nine days does to you) But it was far too early for that, and so I sat like any suitably scared female (*scoff*) wondering if someone was breaking into our apartment in the middle of the day, but the sound went away, so I thought nothing more of it.
Well, actually, I got up and peeped into the hallway but saw nothing because something was blocking the peephole. Like the aforementioned suitably scared female, I did the smart thing and opened the door to check things out. A large, armed man wearing a ski mask jumped out at me...just kidding. There was a paper stuck in our door knocker, blocking the peephole, which was why I couldn't see out. So I removed the paper, thinking, "Huh," and unfolded it and read it and discovered that we were being threatened with legal action because our rent was nine days late.
Which sent me into a paranoid flutter because Bobby and I do not pay things late. Least of all our rather pricey rent. But Bobby wrote the check for last month's rent, and I kept wondering, maybe he forgot to drop it off? For a good hour, I could do no writing because of--pardon the language--the fucking bastards and their threatening letter. I tried to lay down for a nap--no dice. Just kept thinking about the threatening letter.
(And my State-issued cellphone is busted, so I couldn't even call him to settle things. Gah!)
Poor Bobby, when he came home after four hours of sleep last night ('twas pickup hockey night), was pounced on by a 130ish-pound woman (half of that weight is hair), with evol!long natural claws and a panicked gleam in her eye--and, no, not "pounced on" in a good way. I think I said, "Hi, did you pay the rent on time?" Nice greeting.
Wide-eyed, he insisted, "Of course!" and verified it in his checkbook and reminded me that we were on our way to pasta night when we dropped it off, and we were running late because a certain pervy Elf-fancying wife *ahem* was finishing the newsletter for
silwritersguild, and then I remembered, "Of course!"So we marched our cute selves to the leasing office and explained our predicament. We were told that we had a $50 late fee, but one look at the manic gleam in Bobby's eye, and that was quickly resolved.
But really.
Whatever happened to the decent assumption by businesses that the customer might actually be right? (Or at least shouldn't be outrightly threatened before a situation is fully understood.)
What would possess a leasing manager to send a threatening letter to the home of two people who have never paid their rent a day late in all the time they've been there? Not to even call to see what was wrong, to think maybe, just maybe, the mistake was theirs?
I work in an office with a lot of paperwork, and our community has literally thousands of units; I know how things get lost or put in the wrong piles, and I deal with at most 150 warrants a month. Yet, just the other day, I lost a stack of originals and found that they'd gotten mixed in with some stuff doomed for the shredder--luckily, I caught them in time.
Could that have been our rent check?
But no, their staff is impeccable and beyond reproach. No one loses checks here! They only have a couple thousand renters turning in checks each month! Where would one get a funny idea like that?
It was obviously our fault.
But I don't appreciate being spoken to like a delinquent or threatened for an error that is not mine, especially considering that they haven't had even a tiny quibble with us in all the time we've been here, when a thirty-second phone call or email or inquiring letter left in the doorknocker could have accomplished the same purpose...and made us feel like we're valued here beyond the check we write every month.
If we had been traveling--considering that we had until Friday, less than two days, to make our amends--we would have come home to an eviction notice, through no fault of our own.
Customer service dismays me. It is nonexistent in all but a few places. The conundrum is that the most egregious customer service belongs to the large chains--but it is nearly impossible to avoid them. Americans, raise your hand if you shop at WalMart or Target or Best Buy or Home Depot or any of the number of ginormous cheap chains popping up across the country?
*raises hand*
(Well, not WalMart, but that is an entirely different rant!)
And our apartment community is owned by one of them, more or less. The company even has a skyscraper in downtown Baltimore. Bobby and I laugh at this and say, "Well, I guess that's where our rent goes!" (When the eejits don't lose it, anyway.)
So why should they care if they piss us off? As soon as we leave here, there will be five other young couples standing in line to pay too much for a one-bedroom with new appliances and a washer and dryer, overlooking the woods. A drop leaks from the bucket--ten more plunk in.
Please, I beseech of you, my online and real life friends (who I trust enough to know my LJ name), please do not let me become that way.
Let me always value my customers and my employees. No matter how big my company gets, don't let me forget that I started in a one-bedroom apartment with a double boiler and a couple of candy molds, that I relied on loyal customers to make me successful.
(Hopefully, I will have this problem one day!)
I could write hours of highbrow rants about Big Corporate America and how it is destroying parts of American life, but for now, I am going to be totally frivolous and recall how not fun--often completely unpleasant--most shopping is these days. Or dealing with customer service at all. (We've yet to have a pleasant experience having things resolved with Comcast, our Internet and cable provider. They are slow giving us credits--and usually require several reminders to even do so--and when their stuff breaks, they never want to fix it.) If you are actually fortunate enough to find an employee to help you, most of the time, that person won't know how to answer your questions. And should you have a problem that requires the company to exert a teeny bit of effort on your behalf, watch how quickly they volunteer to do it. My husband and I have become proud of our ability to display a suitably threatening manner to strong-arm places into giving us proper service. This is sad, when you have to take boxing lessons to get a fucking refund at Best Buy.
I am not blaming the employees, by the way. I was one of them--for many years. I was considered "overpaid" at The Piece for my $10.50 an hour to manage the kitchen. I started there making minimum wage, $5.15 an hour. Kids think they have it good if they can make $7. For seven dollars, why should they care? For $10.50, as a manager and trainer, I shouldn't have cared. Lucky for The Piece, they hired an idealist and a pushover. Besides, most of the time, the companies don't train their staff properly anyway; they leave them open for failure. And they wonder why employee turnover is so high.
(My mom--who was in charge of the service side of training at The Piece while I handled production--and I once figured our turnover to be 4 out of 5 during training. Which meant that one person hired out of five would complete training. Beyond that--beyond those first super-stressful weeks--turnover was too staggering to even consider.)
Another interesting stat: Every person who has a bad experience at a place of business tells an average of nine people about it. Those who have good experiences rarely tell anyone.
Most complaints go unspoken to management. So take the number of complaints you have, multiply it by ten, and now you have a more realistic number. (And I think I'm being generous; the real stat, iirc, is something like two or three out of one hundred will tell management about a bad experience.)
But leak one droplet...gain ten more. And most people have no choice but to go back. So the cashier at Home Depot gave them the stink eye. Where else are they supposed to go? Family-owned hardware stores and nurseries are hard to find. Bad experience or not, they'll be back. In some communities, it's shop at WalMart or drive a half-hour (or more!) to another town...and with gas prices the way they are, who can afford that? Who wants to afford that? (Especially when the other town probably offers, at best, a Target or a K-Mart, slightly less evol but still far from perfect.)
Sometimes, I think, "What if Nelyo's becomes big? What if I have chains across the country? What if I become a household name?"
Part of me wonders: Do I want that? I look at the sacrifices; I look at the idea of millions of dollars in my hand. I'm not sure that I do.
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as for jury duty, i was called up and service was for 9 days. yay! two weeks of not going to work. the cool thing was that i would get paid as if i were at work once i turned in the check i got from jury duty. glady, sez i, cuz $90 wouldn't have seen me through two weeks. but there was at least one major drawback. jury duty was early morning (9am) and lasted until 5pm. i work second shift. I had to keep myself awake through both trials i got to serve on. and boy was that hard! i was almost (ALMOST!) chosen to be on a sequestered jury (that would've been so cool!) but only sat for one second in the seat before being challenged, which meant i wasn't lucky. local high profile case, likely to be covered by the media (which it was). i happen to work for the local CBS affiliate. apparently they figured i'd have a biased opinion because i'd have heard about the story already. nope! i was hoping they'd ask me if i did, because i'd tell them that i know nothing because i'm not paid to pay attention to the newscasts. which is true.
anyhow, i got to serve on a civil case and a attempted murder trial (i forgot what they called it). the second case was better because we got to go eat and not pay for it! and we went to really nice places too! :-) i would love jury duty again, if only for that reason. free food. LOL! ;-)
i've also run across some heinous customer service, but most times it's more friendly than rude. the rude tends to come from outside circumstances. i've been known to cast the 'hairy eyeball' at a few kids who thought they were hot snot and all that. but most times, i just let it slide. no big deal. chances are, the kid is only there for a summer job and will be gone again soon. meanwhile, i go when they're not there. :-)
and... i *heart* wal-mart. so much better than target (over-priced cheap stuff) and k-mart (they do cheap?).
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I'm really trying not to compete. This is just how I write; it's what's most comfortable to me to ride the tide of a story, working at a feverish pace. I never realized how productive in terms of word count I was before NaNo. I had months during AMC's heyday when I wrote at least this much, maybe more.
now, finish by the weekend, and you can write an whole 'nuther NaNo novel just to pass the time... ;-)
Lol! This story is going to be *much* longer than 50K, so if I even finish it by November 30, I'll be surprised. I haven't even begun thinking about what the next project's going to be! (I'm not a person who can handle a dozen-plus WiPs...unlike *someone* I know! ;D)
i've also run across some heinous customer service, but most times it's more friendly than rude.
I would agree with this. Our biggest problems come with the company screws up and we expect them to fix it. For example, one time, my sister bought me a CD for Christmas from Best Buy. Now I got an easy dozen CDs that Christmas from various people, so I didn't start playing the one she gave me until mid-January. I opened it and--lo!--no CD!
So I took it back, wanting an exchange, and was fed some b***s*** line about it not being returned in 30 days and how I--the customer--would need to call the record company and ask them to send me a new one.
Ummm...no.
Most people behind the counters or registers of even ginormous chains are remarkably friendly considering the conditions under/pay for which they work. Especially if one actually deigns to smile at them or ask how they're doing or *gasp* thank them for their help.
and... i *heart* wal-mart. so much better than target (over-priced cheap stuff) and k-mart (they do cheap?).
See, you had to open that can of worms, didn'tya? ;)
My beef with WalMart has nothing to do with the quality of their merchandise or their prices. I do not shop there, so I do not know how their stuff compares to Target or K-Mart. If it was between buying clothes at WalMart and making my own, I'd make my own. They might be burlap sacks, but I will not give my money to WalMart.
My problem with them is that they have no ethics and they are criminals.
They hire illegal workers. They discriminate against women.
Plus, I do not shop at companies that blatantly push their moral agenda onto their customers unless I support said agenda. (For example, I will support environmentally aware companies because I am a strong environmentalist.)
But WalMart will not sell the morning after pill because the pro-life religious nut-jobs who run the company think it's abortion. (And it's not. It's nothing like abortion.) Meanwhile, there are towns where WalMart is the only pharmacy available, and a young girl raped by her boyfriend has no place to obtain EC.
They censor their music because the word "fuck" is really what causes all the problems and crime in America, not the guns that they sell at the counter next to the music department.
Plus, as a small business owner, I have a problem with companies that underpay their employees and rely on overseas sweatshop labor so that they can drive their small business competitors--who pay their employees a living wage with *gasp* benefits and utilize products made in the USA or at least not made by a thirteen-year-old kid making five cents a day--out of business. So that people have no choice to shop there.
Yes, other companies may do this as well, but I don't think it's anywhere near as obviously part of their agenda as it is at WalMart.
I would sooner give my money to a drug dealer in Baltimore City than to WalMart. I think the drug dealer is less a criminal and have better ethics.
And that's why I don't shop at WalMart.
*can of worms closed* ;)