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Date: 2007-03-17 03:15 pm (UTC)
dawn_felagund: (forest for the trees)
From: [personal profile] dawn_felagund
Glo-bar ...

Okay, let me try again.

Glo-bal War-mer ...

Nah, that wasn't it either.

Glo-ball-ing War-ring ...

Eh. No, we can't say global warming. Because that would piss off the oil companies and the religious fundamentalists, who think we're all going to be sucked up by the rapture in a few weeks anyway. (Well, I doubt that I'm on that list ... >;^D) And we can't have that!

;)

Noticeable weather quirks aside, when the ice shelf detached in Canada? That was all the proof that I needed.

On dog farts ... LMAO!!! My aunt used to have a Mastiff. The dog was huge and when she farted, it could literally clear the room.

For some reason, Golden Retriever farts smell like rotting melons. Honestly, I gag at the though of cantaloupe!
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