Return of the World's Stupidest Silmarillion Play--Scene 5

Blame tarion_anarore and fanged_geranium for this....

I wasn't going to post anymore of this. It was just for fun to begin with, anyway. But I got talked into it. I am such a pushover....

In this scene, you will get to meet angsty!teenaged!Feanor. If you thought angsty!adult!Feanor was bad, then you're in for a treat.

I welcome any and all comments on this work. I might even continue it someday! (I wrote up to Scene Ten, but there is a scene missing, the Valarin bureaucracy scene.) Please be aware that this is really sacreligious and evil. If you can't handle bawdy, pervy Elves and relentless mockery of The Silmarillion, please stop here and save all of our eyebrows from the flames.

If you are going to continue nonetheless: Happy Reading! :)

( Scene Five )

If you wish to read my earlier scenes, they may also be found in my LJ:
Scene One
Scene Two
Scene Three
Scene Four