The "What Have You Done in Middle-earth" Meme! Stoled from <lj site="livejournal.com" user="juno_mag

This meme was adapted by juno_magic and a bunch of other fannish folks here. I am going to modify it a little further. I am assuming that having "done something" in Middle-earth means having written about it, so instead of simply putting what I've done in boldface, I am going to link to the story where I did it. In bold, I will put those things that I hope to still yet do.

( What I Have Done in Middle-earth )

Methinks we need one for The Silmarillion too. Anyone have any ideas? >:^)))

The Tenth Circle of Hell Is University Administrative Offices

I do believe that if Dante had contrived a tenth circle of Hell in his Inferno, then it would have required those being punished to endlessly endure the process of getting enrolled in and financial aid for a university. It would have required them to deal continuously with cotton-brained administrative staff with very long fingernails. It would have involved numerous phone calls, holds, transfers, and listening to many prepared statements read in bored voices and, of course, would cap off every time with gratitude for understanding and patience that they don't actually feel at all.

( Grousing )