LOL! This was wonderful and full of great descriptions. Here are some of my favorite bits, although there were many others.
1) ---when he knew that uncle Fëanor was a couple rocks short of a lavalier--- ROFLMAO!
2) Celegorm was tall and golden, all long, muscled legs like a god--- Do you know this made me all weak-kneed? He is hott!
3) “Always have I suffered as the pretty one”, Celegorm pouted. AWWWW! Baby, come here!
4) Yes, Celegorm may have held him by his toes over a pond full of alligators and Curufin may have made him drink a compound that turned his lips a bright blue--- ROFL! Poor Finrod!
5) And what was his cousin’s name? Silver tree? No, that was his sister’s husband. Silver foot? No, that was his cousin Fingon’s daughter. Silver--- hand? ROFL! Poor Celebrimbor!
6) ---his brother Orodreth, the Lord of Carpets--- ROFLMAO!
7) ---considering that his brother spent forty years thinking that clauses made good back scratchers and another fifty years convinced that chemical bonding involved the speaking of the Name by a male and female element. ROFLMAO!
8) Orodreth and the sorry remnants of his guard---arrived at the gates of Nargothrond amid much clamor, nearly drawing Morgoth’s attention to the secret kingdom. ROFLMAO!
9) He began as the Lord of Vineyards, but after he accidentally replanted half the crop with poisonous berries--- ROFLMAO! Stupid Orodreth!!
10) Chapter 6 is my favorite, where everybody loves the brothers. The best part was about Celegorm: ---after he passed, more than one (maiden) waited until her father wasn’t looking to stare at the way his behind twinkled in his trousers as he walked away. Yummm. Hehehehe!
11) Now I think the best part was left for Chapter 7 when poor Celebrimbor speaks at council. I know there were several long paragraphs of Celebrimbor talking but I don’t remember what he said!
I thought this was just a great piece of comedy, Dawn!!
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Election Farce
Date: 2005-10-14 12:49 pm (UTC)LOL! This was wonderful and full of great descriptions. Here are some of my favorite bits, although there were many others.
1) ---when he knew that uncle Fëanor was a couple rocks short of a lavalier--- ROFLMAO!
2) Celegorm was tall and golden, all long, muscled legs like a god--- Do you know this made me all weak-kneed? He is hott!
3) “Always have I suffered as the pretty one”, Celegorm pouted. AWWWW! Baby, come here!
4) Yes, Celegorm may have held him by his toes over a pond full of alligators and Curufin may have made him drink a compound that turned his lips a bright blue--- ROFL! Poor Finrod!
5) And what was his cousin’s name? Silver tree? No, that was his sister’s husband. Silver foot? No, that was his cousin Fingon’s daughter. Silver--- hand? ROFL! Poor Celebrimbor!
6) ---his brother Orodreth, the Lord of Carpets--- ROFLMAO!
7) ---considering that his brother spent forty years thinking that clauses made good back scratchers and another fifty years convinced that chemical bonding involved the speaking of the Name by a male and female element. ROFLMAO!
8) Orodreth and the sorry remnants of his guard---arrived at the gates of Nargothrond amid much clamor, nearly drawing Morgoth’s attention to the secret kingdom. ROFLMAO!
9) He began as the Lord of Vineyards, but after he accidentally replanted half the crop with poisonous berries--- ROFLMAO! Stupid Orodreth!!
10) Chapter 6 is my favorite, where everybody loves the brothers. The best part was about Celegorm: ---after he passed, more than one (maiden) waited until her father wasn’t looking to stare at the way his behind twinkled in his trousers as he walked away. Yummm. Hehehehe!
11) Now I think the best part was left for Chapter 7 when poor Celebrimbor speaks at council. I know there were several long paragraphs of Celebrimbor talking but I don’t remember what he said!
I thought this was just a great piece of comedy, Dawn!!