Medium Dawn Felagund of the Fountain

Bobby sent these to me last week. I was alone in the office that day ... good thing because I screamed with laughter at some of these! If you think that you write bad metaphors *raises hand* then these will boost your confidence. I don't believe that any or all were by high-school students, but they're still hilarious.

juno_magic, I think that you may have cut some of these from the first draft of AMC. ;)

( The Year's Best Metaphors )